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Suing the Devil (2011)
I now have a legitimate reason to gouge my eyes out.
I now have a legitimate reason to gouge my eyes out. Just so I would never see such an atrocity ever again. The Jews that were in Auschwitz had it made, compared to anyone having to watch this movie. I would easily trade my experience of watching this movie with anyone in the Bataan Death March. Yes that's right. You heard me. The Nazi death camps were like a trip to Disneyland when compared to this movie. The Bataan Death March was like a picnic when compared to this movie. I'd rather be an altar boy at a priest convention than forced to watch this movie. In other words, the movie sucked ass.
Malcolm McDowell was the ONLY thing, the only reason to watch this movie. If someone told me that McDowell was tied up and raped and forced to act in this movie, I would totally believe them. If I was him, I'd fire my agent. Or at least run him/her over with my car a few times.
Childrens Hospital (2008)
Finally! A hilarious show with well written punch lines.
Much better than I thought it would be. The jokes were well written and executed. There's actually original ideas here that they play with even into other episodes. The thing I really like is that (so far), they seem to be not holding back on how far a joke can go or even as to what subject matter. I hate shows where they have to be careful not to upset a certain group of people. There's also a wide range of celebrities appearing in the show. It even looks as though Henry Winkler will be a regular in the show. At least that's what I got from watching the upcoming scenes from the trailer. EXCELLENT!!! Finally a comedy that's well written, and that I can look forward to upcoming episodes.
Family Guy: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side (2009)
EXCELLENT....Much Much better than the first Star Wars Episode.
I actually downloaded this a few weeks ago, but just now watched it. It is MUCH MUCH more better and funnier than the first Star Wars episode. Without giving any of it away or spoiling it for anyone, I just wanted to say that every character that's in the regular Family Guy series has some part in this episode. Whether it's for the whole entire episode, or just a few seconds.
Plus a few cameo appearances.
It seems as though much thought was put into writing this episode. The last few Family Guy shows, in my opinion, seemed to be just "thrown out there", without a care so to say.