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So You Want to Be a Pirate! (2012)
My childhood favorite.
I must say i have never seen the "full movie" but this short was and is really good i saw it back in circa 2014 when was a 8/9 year old boy and i was in love with this short i used to Watch it quite often with my grandma aswell who also liked it. This short is really well made beautiful looking and actually kind of funny. Music is really good i remember the last song was soooo catchy i loved that song seriously! This is definetly a nostalgic flick for me one that will always be in my heart. The DVD it came on also includes a trailer,making of and i believe other things aswell so it is worth buying on DVD despite the short being 18 minutes long. However seems like a user named "horst in translation" didnt like this film and that i respect but still he should understand that some people grew up with this and i did, and as a respectful response to him i have to say
Thumbs up for this nostalgic flick.
007: Quantum of Solace (2008)
A bit of a disapointment for me but still not that bad.
Pros:Fun Gameplay
gun selection is pretty big
game looks gorgeous for a 2008 release
takedowns are awesome
James bond.
Cons:Sadly storyline is completely nonsensical and seems to be a combination of Casino royale and Quantumn of solace but its just incomprohensible
A bit repetitive sometimes.
Enemies have limited lines (i swear they literally only say We need Backup Over!)
One shotgun only
some parts are kind of bullcrap (sinking chapel and a spotlight section for example)
one or two gadgets would be nice.
Verdict 5.5/10 (7/10 if you dont care too much about the story) Well i know that i mentioned alot of positives but the fact that the story is so BAD it makes no sense just kind of ruined the game for me. Other than that the game is fun especially the gunplay also lost of things to explode which is also Fun. As i also said the game contains some Parts that are kind of bullcrap and come with no warning and require a few retries definetly,Some timed sections seem unnecessary,And in the first level when stuff is exploding at the end the game actually lags a bit aswell! Other than that its not that bad but the story is.
Kamen Raidâ Ekkusu (1974)
My childhood favourite Kamen Rider!
When i was a small 7 or 8 year old child i remember my brother found a strange japanese show he called "kamen rider" now i was interested from the get go since it was similar to super sentai he told me,so instantly i was interested now the show he actually showed me was not the original kamen rider but actually kamen rider x! The third in the long running kamen rider series from 1974 and i saw the first episode and was fascinated by the strangeness of it and i was disturbed by a particular scene which The father of the hero shot his son with a revolver while laughing along with his girlfriend,back then i mistook the scene as that the father was a bad guy but he really wasnt he was actually testing a bulletproof vest! But as a kid i mistook the scene which is also odd since the father is pretty much a good guy,so as a kid i was not just disturbed but confused aswell! Anyways kamen rider x is low budget like REALLY LOW BUDGET but that doesnt stop it from being cool and fun and some of the monster designs are pretty well made too! Soundtrack is also good,overall this was a part of my childhood and its priceless to me especially the first episode.
Revenge - A Minecraft Parody of Usher's DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love (2011)
Masterfully made And Iconic.
This is a masterfully made parody that is better than the original song it parodies,Vocals are on point for a parody,the animation is wonderfully crafted (pun intended) and even seems to have a Mini-Storyline of sorts. This Classic Minecraft Parody was one of the first Minecraft videos ive ever seen and i loved it back in 2012 and nowdays i still love it. There are of course more parodies then this but this and Fallen Kingdom are undoubtale iconic masterpieces of 2011-2014 Minecraft fandom and will still be remembered for decades more. Minecraft was sadly hated back then by some but looking at the game it didnt deserve the hate it got especially not when Things like this get made from it.
Rescue Team (2011)
A rescue team is on a dangerous mission into the jungle!!!!
In this wakaliwood masterpiece a Team Which is a rescue team gets an assingment to Free some Civilians from the evil "Satan Mafia" who are Friends of Tiger mafia,the mission wont be Easy because Both tiger and satan mafia are on high alert cause the Rescue Team is going into action! But before they know it the rescue team has hired a Chinese man from Hong Kong who is a illegitimite son of Jet mi Who also is An illegitimite son of Jackie chan Because theyre married. The Chinese man is called Hon Si Ho and he has super kick POWAS! With His kicks he can kill people...while not even using much force and because of him the rescue team succeeds as they kill around 420 Tiger mafia and Satan mafia members and rescue Some civilians And afterwards they celebrate by having the biggest orgy in da world! I reccomend this Masterpiece from Wakaliwood. DROP DE BOMBU MAN!
The Return of Uncle Benon (2011)
Gladwell becomes Madwell and has some badwell guys :)
This movie is a masterpiece or Ugandan cinema And maybe the greatest film of all time,There is alot of action action action! And Gladwell does indeed become madwell and also has some Badwell guys and Yes gladwell Is UNCEL BENON! The greatest uncle ever known to the world His "badwell guys" are His nieces and nephews who fight the deadly Bad guys who are Allegedly Part of ISIS and a big bodycount this movie does have indeed and Uncle benon kills around 150 bad guys alone and His "Badwell guys" kill over 69 bad guys who are indeed Part of isis and also boko haram. Uncle benon also has a motorcycle which is very fast and he can fire a gun from it like Terminátor although not shotgun but only Beretta pistol. This movie is great piece of Uganda cinema but Also remember UNCLE BENON ALWAYS RETURNS!
La colt era il suo Dio (1972)
It is indeed a film that exists.
God is my Colt is a strange film it was released only a month before Bounty Hunter In Trinity which i hail as a "trash western" Classic and was made with a Low budget and was alot of fun and Both are indeed quite similar in some ways like for example the Low budget and Reusal Of some scenes from a different film/s and Star Jeff Cameron (or as i like to Call him sometimes Jeffy boy cause its funny). The film however has a more complicated storyline therefore Thats better but the film is still unintentionally funny and at one point i was laughing the hardest i laughed ever at a film probably but i was also watching it with my cousin but still even alone i would have found it pretty Damn hilarious. The film has quite a few main female characters surprisingly not one or two BUT THREE Main female characters and there is one awfully great catfight between two female characters which has almost porn like sound effects at one point. The Dubbing is ehhh Not very good not the worst actually average for spaghetti westerns since they always have pretty shoddy dubs. The soundtrack is really good and its not stolen i think so its unusuall good for such a ultra trashy western like this. The film while maybe a but less trashy than Bounty Hunter in Trinity has alot more continuity issues however it does have More beautiful Locationwork and i really liked that the main character is an army man undercover which is cool. While i said some positive things About this i must admit...i actually found this movie quite boring at times usually during talkie sequences which is definetly not a good thing in a film that already pretty much sucks although has some fun but does get saved by alot of things that i mentioned and the Low budget aesthetic which is still very strong here. Last thing i wanna mention in this review is that Jeff has two guns in this movie one which is a standard Colt 45 which youd see in every western ever but he also has...a 1860 Colt army That has a STOCK ON IT! Now Thats Badass! Anyways i sort of reccomend it in a way this "film"
Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life (2014)
A true masterpiece of cinema
"Shrek is love Shrek is life" is a 2014 animation masterpiece with the most amazing narration and Epic storyline and its absolutely spectacular this movie changed my life im the best way possible i absolutely loved this film and would reccomend it to everyone alive in the world. I absolutely love some of the quotes and the scene when Shrek does the thing with the Boy was one of the most Emotional moments of my life and the most Emotional movie moment i absolutely hated the dad character and youre supposed to hate him and wow i hated him more that hated him i despised him the boy character is a sort of tragic figure who loves Shrek so much but Shrek eventually comes through the window and well...amazing things happen i truly wish that you do Watch this and expierience this masterpiece of animation for yourself but always remember Shrek is love Shrek is life.