Reviews
Immortality (2016)
Another movie rated by cast and crew
Really terrible. Not simply because it is incredibly low budget that was made by a group of friends who had nothing better to do, but it is like a really bad infomercial reserved for a low budget bankrupt tv channel.
The Evil Down the Street (2019)
Oh god no
Bad acting, bad dialogue writing and just a waste of time.
A Young Man with High Potential (2018)
A movie with high potential
The movie was well done from certain aspects, mainly the acting. It fell apart in my opinion at the end. This is a guy with meticulous code and workmanship and how he goes about things at the end, just makes it really not very believable. He should have gotten arrested.
Glitch (2015)
You shoot a dog in the pilot - 1 star automatic
End of story. Horrible writing and a worthless show.
An Interview with God (2018)
The style of movie you get when an arrogant theist is the writer
Absolutely arrogant and condescending film with obvious answers if you asked the questions to an arrogant fascist theist. Intriguing concept however, but an irritatingly condescending path. Watch this if you believe the bible is the word of god written by man, and want to be told what to think, in addition love blindly following without any evidence as to whom or what you're following.
6 Underground (2019)
Michael bay film - so good action - terrible plot
The movie is quite a chore to get through, even though I like Ryan, this is just an awfully boring film.
Joker (2019)
Wow! Not your usual "pandering to your ego" nonsense movie
It makes you feel like you could have gone down the wrong path and empathize with him. There are a ton of would be jokers out there who have been tormented day in and day out, and now you see what happens when one of them has had enough. I used to think Joker was a psychopath. Hardly! He's simply a mentally ill (borderline personality disorder and schizophrenic ) person pushed to the edge. This could almost serve as a foretelling of what could truly happen if we don't try to help people now, who go through this kind of abuse.
Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw (2019)
Bad fight scenes
Bad guys just stand around waiting to get shot, or waiting to get beat up. Multiple bad guys? no problem. Most will stand there waiting for Jason or Dwayne to get done with one of their buddies and then kick into action. Who doesn't love a movie like that? Me.
The Losers (2010)
Words can't describe how much I hate this film
The writing is absolute garbage and showing certain psychopaths as having empathy makes very little sense. Can shoot a loved one without batting an eye one second and show heart and compassion the next. Obviously the writer has no understanding or education in psychology, and in my view shouldn't be making films.
It's Pat: The Movie (1994)
Try to trick your friends to watch this.
Trick your friends to watch this, claim there's a super amazing twist at the end, and watch the unfriending on facebook to ensue. This is truly the worst movie I've ever seen, and I've seen some really bad ones. It is dumb, unfunny and the acting is ... well if you lied to me and told me this was a film on the same level as the special olympics, written and directed by people with down syndrome, I would accept it.
Girl on the Third Floor (2019)
Recipe for making a movie much more annoying - Cast CM Punk
Wow, the movie was bad, CM punk is also just an incredibly unlikeable person, so he fit the role I suppose, if his role was to make the movie even more lack luster.
Gisaengchung (2019)
Not sure how I can even use words adequately to describe this masterpiece
This was simply amazing and has raised the bar unfortunately for all future movies I watch.
Halloween at Aunt Ethel's (2019)
Tired of the cast and crew rating their own junk flick
This is unbelievably bad on so many levels. Even for a project for school, this would be given a failing grade that results in the whole class laughing. The acting is terrible and the story line is absurd and just bad.
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019)
Read these as a kid, the only thing butchered was the credibility of this book.
Read these books as a kid, was scary. This film is absolute rubbish and probably rated by the people who made it along with their clown following. This could have been really good if it were actual stories from the book, not this absolute nonsense.
My Alien Girlfriend (2019)
Holy amateurish nonsense batman!
This was just bad. And boring. Seems like a film me and my buddies would make, except the plot looks like it was written by folks after a few beers.
The Loft (2014)
Stitched up nonsense "who dun it" plot
Too much of an unnatural plot for these lame excuse for actors to want to set their friend up. Garbage plot designed for single braincelled people.
Bloodline (2018)
A well shot snooze fest
Too many shots of the baby crying and taking care of it. 20 mins in, nothing much has happened yet.
Tall Girl (2019)
Movie was written by a dunce
First off, I really don't know any guy that would reject a girl for being really tall, if he found her attractive in the first place. But this movie was riddled with annoying cliches that weren't the least bit funny. Zero stars.
Harmony (2018)
Wouldn't watch it if you paid me
If the choice was between staring at a wall watching paint dry, or watch this movie, and you paid me. I wouldn't do either. This movie should come with a free full frontal lobotomy.
The Final Scream (2019)
Makes you have respect for actual films
This is beyond terrible that I truly believe the ratings for this were charity ratings given by friends, and even then they couldn't bear to give it more than 6 or 7 out of 10. It deserves a negative rating for wasting people's time.