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The Adventures of the Bush Patrol (1996)
Not what you might think.
I originally watched this series believing I had stumbled upon an adult TV show of some kind and was initially disappointed to see that the bush being patrolled was not the untamed wilds of the ravishing teen lead but the rugged West Australian national park instead. Fear not though child. This show has so much more to offer than the path of wickedness that has corrupted my once noble, innocent and oh so gentle spirit. Experience the love that this show delivers at its blessed table of brotherhood. Be not greedy though my child, take all you want but remember to eat all that you take. For this show, just like the meal that it represents while unforgiving will reward all who bring to it their own experiences of love, self loathing and moral corruption and offer forth the greatest story ever told. That to be young is to be free.
The bush patrol itself is so much more than a motley gang of lovers, it is an organisation that teaches that bird smugglers are bad and that it is always prudent to be suspicious and untrusting of anybody different to yourself.
Believe in love. Believe in innocence. Believe in Bush Patrol.
Mom P.I. (1990)
Watch out kids!! It's Mom P.I!!
Who'd have thought that in 1990, a temultuous troublesome year at best, TV could have served up such a wholesome and delicious slice of fun-pie. A portion large enough for the whole family!! (Even Grandma!!) Mom P.I sizzles as the funny, sexy, and altogether edible crime fighting vixen as we discover that sometimes the toughest thing to get to the bottom of is your teenage son's bedroom floor!! But seriously, if the show taught us one thing (and it taught us many) was that Mom's always watching. So before you go taking that extra bed time cookie take a look over your shoulder or you might find yourself in trouble with Mom. Mom P.I.
Nick Freno: Licensed Teacher (1996)
A vastly underrated masterpiece.
Mitch Mullaney plays a bumbling school teacher who gives his kids lessons in not only school work but in life and most beautifully love. Mullaney is amazing!! In this role he displays a sense of comedic timing that belies his youth and lack of experience on the small screen. Many critics have argued that this series chooses to rely on conventional stereotypes to deliver its poignant message and in this respect is weak. However, the use of these already well developed character profiles allows the show to almost paradoxically better explore the concept of what it means to be human, falable and individual. Special mention must go to the Ukranian beauty Mila Kunis who plays Anna-Marie and who sets the screen alive with her electric beauty and powerful presence. I predict she will in time redefine the accepted idea of a perfect Hollywood leading lady.
In this series Freno is willing to sacrifice all that is pure in his own life to save the innocence of one of his nubile young femmes or courageous young bucks. Freno it seems would even sacrifice his career for his students. Through this Freno calls upon the audience to question what they think is dear to them and open their minds to what lies beyond their button down existence. So much more is out there to enjoy. Must one choose between being a teacher and a lover? Or is it possible to be both. I believe in "Nick Freno: Licensed Teacher" there is an answer to this eternal question.
So folks...grab a pencil case, a juice box, some tasty snacks to mack on and go back to school for the lesson of your life. A lesson that there is always hope if you believe in yourself but most importantly if you are brave enough to believe in others.
Cornflakes for Tea (1981)
Aussie cinematic masterpiece!
Some viewers might be disappointed that this film which on it's face promises to be a Home Alone-esq comedic romp is in fact at a times tear-jerking glimpse into the life of a young boy as he is thrust into the role of mother, father and bread winner for his two younger siblings. While the acting by and large is appalling and and the early 80's Aussie accents potentially incomprehensible and/or whiny to American cinema goers( a la Mad Max)this film is worth the effort. If for nothing else the tension filled scene at McDonalds where the audience waits spell bound to see if the young lad will correctly recite the "Choose the Cheese" tongue twister and receive his well deserved discount. However, do not be mistaken, this film is not all skilled rhyming and hamburgers there are many moments where confrontation is the order of the day as the youngest member of the family challenges the Draconian radiator ordinances laid done by his brother in an attempt for greater rights and privileges ( and possibly warmth)and the beautiful female lead is torn between attending a birthday party of a snooty fellow student and giving away the one thing she prides above all else....her purity ( well...its actually a bottle of perfume).
Do yourself a favour and experience this bountiful serving of sensory delights.
Teen Wolf (1985)
This movie is awesome!!
How anyone could not like this film is beyond me! It has everything from really hot babes ,great comedy, a wicked and inspiring ending and ofcourse Michael J. Fox.
This movie also has a brilliant soundtrack including Mark Safan's "Win in the End". The cost of the rental is worth it for this song alone.
This movie is a must see for teens and adults alike. Anyone who likes seeing the good guys triumph and has a soft spot for regular joes getting the girl and achieving greatness will appreciate this.
You'll laugh, You'll cheer, You'll Howl!!!!!
Moving Out (1983)
The best of its type.
Being lucky enough to own a copy of this film, I watch it frequently and am always moved by its tender coming of age tale about Gino (Vince Colisimo) struggling to find a balance between the freedoms in Australia and the conflicting conservative shackles of the ways of the "old country".
Due to the large amount of post-war European migration to Australia, this kind of story has almost become a genre in itself, yet "Moving Out" stands alone in its brilliance.
The plight of Gino is a common one as he struggles to fit in, both with the Aussies at school, who call him soccer-jock, and with his father who feels the freedoms in Australia are a negative thing, leading him away from his studies.
One can't help feeling that Gino's story extends in a way to all people regardless of background as he struggles to find his place in the world.
This movie is amazing and an excellent time capsule into early 80's Aussie life.
A must see for all.
Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise (1987)
An absolute masterpiece and great follow up to the first.
Very rarely does a sequel to a cult hit live up to the expectations of die-hard fans, it happened of course with Ghostbusters and BTTF, but it is certainly a rare treat. It is with this in mind that I unequivocally declare Nerds in Paradise a cinematic masterpiece.
This movie has EVERYTHING!! from a choice soundtrack, great location shots to Booger at his comedic best and a feel good ending with the inevitable nerd triumph. The persecution of the nerds cuts a little deeper than it does in the other three films, but the nerds certainly don't take it lying down, there frustration at being forced into sub-standard accommodation and having the tri lambda fraternity continually ignored despite lewis's assurances that they would be accepted this time culminates in an epic poolside battle, with a few surprises thrown into he mix.
A highlight of the film would have to be Boogers inspiring impromptu speech, when he asks "who decides the standards" despite being in a room packed with jocks. In addition to this the scenes on the beach and poolside as the nerds try their hand with the ladies have predictably hilarious results.
Robert Carradine is amazing as Lewis and he really gives his all into his performance highlighting his commitment to the Nerd films.
Young Einstein (1988)
This is an awesome movie with a wicked soundtrack.
Young Einstein is a movie that all Australians must see. It has a thoroughly engaging story and is held together by the irepressible slapstick, wit and charm of Yahoo Serious. The scenes set in turn of the century Sydney are ladened with the obligatory location shots but this is in no way cheesey as it portrays a much seemier side to the city than is the norm. The plot's completely wacky unbelievability is not an issue as the viewer is to concerned in seeing whether or not it all comes together for Albert.
The Secret of My Succe$s (1987)
A great premise but weakened by a romantic sub-plot.
This is one movie I watch over and over again however despite my best intentions when viewing it always disappoints. The Secret of my Success was blessed with a great cast and a great premise however it fails to deliver throughgout. The parts of the film concerning Brantley's time at the office and in the mailroom are certainly highlights however they are drastically let down by the romantic sub-plot. I can't help but wonder what might have been if this had not been included.