- Robert: I wouldn't go in the bathroom for a while if I were you. There's a large weasel in the sink. That's not euphemism.
- Natalia: [Jack tips over 2 tables at Natalia's restaurant] Do you need some help knocking the others over?
- Kate: My husband told me for years he didn't want children... until it was too late for me. Then he got his secretary pregnant.