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From the HORRENDOUSLY bad acting, to the comical "special effects ", to the shark that looks like it was made of plaster of paris, this is a freaking TERRIBLE film. The plot is exactly as every other shark movie that has ever been made. A group of teens on a floating dock, and they become stranded on it in a river . They are being hunted by a bull shark. I can't even come up with enough words to describe this steaming pile of a movie. Do not waste your time , unless you want to be filled with irritation at the sheer stupidity of this movie. Which is garbage, from the first minute, to the very last.

This movie is the dumbest movie I have ever saw the plot was so horrible...in the beginning. I guess the man was so drunk. He didn't even realize that the shark ate his leg off, "stupid" then you have the bully guy on the dock that has nine lives. I don't understand how he died and came back and died again and was still talking crazy to Captain save everybody then you got Miss bouncy who gets to shore and instead of going to get some help she decide to sit there and yell back-and-forth to her friends that is stuck. I thought it was dumb for her to take the trick and drive it into the lake instead of going to find somebody to help them. I'm still stuck on how she was smart enough to make it to shore. She just seemed quite dizzy to me, but then I realize it was pretty smart. How she hook the rope onto the car and the ramp to get her friends closer to shore, but of course that didn't completely work "wasn't so smart after all" then when the girls finally do get to shore instead of getting on solid land, they decide to sit on top of the truck while the shark is still swimming around close to them, "stupid" and Mr. Captain save everyone lays dormant in the shark's mouth again "stupid" I'm so annoyed with this movie that was a waste of my time...I can't even explain this like I really want to. They got me so irritated,I'm yelling at them through the TV,🤦‍♀️ and they can't even hear me,🤷‍♀️but y'all get the logistic of what I'm saying, do not waste your time to watching this movie ....Stupid stupid stupid. From the beginning to the end, including the acting.

Considering that the list would include Sharknado, this might not be the worst shark movie of all time - but it's a good contender. Written and directed by the same person (never a good sign), this film lacks in almost every measurable way. The plot is thin - teenagers get trapped on a raft by a shark. That's it. The acting is dire - the opening scene is a master class of how not to seem drunk. The special effects are indeed special - and make Sharknados look expert.

The characters are thin and insist if making unbelievably dumb decisions. My favourite is the short sighted guy who puts his spectacles inside his wet suit - because that's SUCH a great idea. A close second is the idiot who tries swimming while carrying a gun.

It takes itself with a seriousness that only makes it worse. Don't waste your time.