- Elisa Cerone: This sucks. I could be at the beach working on my tan.
- Kara Hartley: She's your cousin. What? Are you jealous that their marriage is going to last longer than yours did?
- Elisa Cerone: That's harsh.
- Kara Hartley: [flippantly] Mmm-hmm.
- Paolo Cerone: When is this thing going to get started? God, I need a drink. This pew is so uncomfortable. It's hurting my back.
- Lela Cerone: [annoyed] Would you stop it? I'm trying to think.
- Paolo Cerone: [blase] You're always thinking!
- Lela Cerone: [sarcastically] You should try it some time. It's what intelligent people do.
- [At the reception, Emily intercepts a waiter carrying a bottle of champagne and a filled goblet. She helps herself]
- Emily Pleshette: Great. Just what I need.
- [Emily starts knocking back the champagne, when Jack the limousine driver approaches and sits down opposite her]
- Jack Bridgers: You might want to pace yourself yourself there, young lady.
- [Jack reaches for the champagne and goblet, moving them to his side of the table away from Emily]
- Jack Bridgers: If you don't mind me asking, why are you so intent on getting three sheets to the wind?
- Emily Pleshette: I caught this.
- [Emily holds up the wedding bouquet]
- Jack Bridgers: Yeah, and?
- Emily Pleshette: [makes a peace sign] I already have two failed marriages behind me and I don't want to be divorced again.