It's a Family Thing!

Pat Myne appears in many fine videos as actor, with or without his better half Shelbee Myne, but this example of his directing indicates he's graduated to being just another useless purveyor of generic sex content.

The big-name actors filling out this cast remind me how strange Adult Entertainment has become, compared to major Hollywood, its distant cousin on the entertainment continuum. Leaving out "indie films" (a category I watched evolve into a phony marketing ploy after being their in its modern infancy back in the '70s), it is weird that the very best and most in-demand performers in Adult will sign up for nonsensical garbage projects without batting a fake eyelash, almost compulsively afraid to be out of work for a day or even an afternoon, whereas their Mainstream counterparts are oh-so-picky. Such is the case here: surely Keisha Grey, Megan Rain, Samantha Rone and the inimitable India Summer were far from being chopped liver in 2016 when Mr. Myne and Pat Collins' old-hat Elegant Angel (oops, I first typed Evil Angel, the bigger deal gonzo label Collins copied for his moniker) summoned them before the video cameras.

So Pat and Patrick attempt her to capitalize on the ridiculous crypto- incest trend of the moment, more than a day light and a dollar short. Four lengthy vignettes develop paper-thin familial and related characters to hump each other, the actors and actresses barely able to keep a straight face in their improvised dialog, so obvious is the fact that they are pretending not to be shooting a wall-to-wall sex video. India type-cast as step-mom makes a go of it, true professional that she is, but is unlikely to put this embarrassing turn anywhere on her otherwise impressive resume.

Obviously the beautiful jail-bait team of Megan and Keisha is likely to arouse a porn-hound turned on by 2-on-1 dick action, but they have each turned in innumerable performances several orders of magnitude better than this. So toss another Elegant Angel release onto the junk-pile of Film History, ye All-Inclusive Archivists of Everything.