Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)

Chris Evans: Johnny Storm

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• Deadpool : [excitedly]  Oh, my God. HE'S GONNA SAY IT!

  Logan : [confused]  Say what?

  Deadpool : AVENGERS ASSEM...

  Johnny Storm : FLAME ON!

  Deadpool : Sorry, what now?

• Johnny Storm : In the void, you're either food for Alioth or you work for her.

  Deadpool : Go on, Johnny.

  Johnny Storm : And I'll tell you who 'her' is: Cassandra Nova. A megalomaniacal, psychotic asshole. A finger licking dead-inside pixie slab of third rate dime-store nut-milk. And I'll tell you what she can do.

  Deadpool : I'm listening.

  Johnny Storm : She can lick my goddamn cinnamon ring clean and kick rocks all the way to bald hell. In fact, I don't give a shit if she removes all my skin and pops me like some nightmarish blood balloon. If the last thing I do in this godforsaken cum-gutter existence is light that fuck-box on fire, I still won't die happy!

  Deadpool : Holy shit, girl. You crazy.

  Johnny Storm : That's right, Wade. I won't be happy until I've urinated on her freshly barbecued corpse and husk-fucked the charred remains while gargling Juggernaut's juggernuts.

  Deadpool : Wow.

  Johnny Storm : And you can quote me.

  Deadpool : 'Kay.

• Johnny Storm : I won't be happy until i've urinated on a freshly barbecued corpse and hush fuck the chime remains while gargling juggernauts juggernuts.