Tremors: A Cold Day in Hell (2018 Video)

Rob van Vuuren: Swackhammer

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• Swackhammer : [about one of the Graboids]  Looks like Sally's testing our underground electrical fence.

  Travis B. Welker : Who's Sally?

  Dr. Rita Sims : [Swackhammer points at the Graboid]  You named it?

  Swackhammer : After an ex. Sally Soulsmasher. She was a dirty, man-eating bitch who used to stick her nose where it didn't belong.

• Travis B. Welker : Any movement?

  Dr. Rita Sims : Nothing. Zip.

  Aklark : Zilch.

  Swackhammer : Nada mucho.

• Swackhammer : [the Graboid "Sally" blows]  There she blows. Time for some psy ops. I'm gonna distract Sally Soulsmasher with some shock and awe!

• Mr. Cutts : Man, am I glad to see you guys now! Get me down from here!

  Swackhammer : Jump, you chicken-shit!

  Travis B. Welker : No, no, no. Don't jump, okay? But I'll tell you what you can do: Remove all the tax liens on Mr. Gummer for the last 27 years and give him back his house, and I'll make sure that you stay on this side of the tundra.

  Mr. Cutts : Yeah, whatever. Done.

  Travis B. Welker : Uh, no, we're not done! We also don't wanna pay taxes for the rest of our life! Federal or state, yeah!

  Mr. Cutts : Nevada doesn't have state taxes!

  Travis B. Welker : Yeah, no federal taxes!

  Mr. Cutts : Well, that's gonna be a hard one to swing!

  Travis B. Welker : Uh, have a nice life!

  Mr. Cutts : Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, fine! I'll do it.

  Swackhammer : [brings a ladder. Talks to Mr. Cutts]  You didn't see the ladder, asshole?

  Travis B. Welker : [Prevents the ladder to hit his testicles. Talks to Swackhammer]  Dude! Baby bag!

  Swackhammer : [to Mr. Cutts]  Hey, candy-ass! If you have a set of balls, now would be the time to use them!

• Swackhammer : [about one of the Graboids]  Looks like Sally's testing our underground electrical fence.

  Travis B. Welker : Who's Sally?

  Aussie : [Swackhammer points at the Graboid]  You named it?

  Swackhammer : After an ex. Sally Soulsmasher. She was a dirty, man-eating bitch who used to stick her nose where it didn't belong.

• Travis B. Welker : Any movement?

  Aussie : Nothing. Zip.

  Mr. Cutts : Zilch.

  Swackhammer : Nada mucho.

• Yankee : Man, am I glad to see you guys now! Get me down from here!

  Swackhammer : Jump, you chicken-shit!

  Travis B. Welker : No, no, no. Don't jump, okay? But I'll tell you what you can do: Remove all the tax liens on Mr. Gummer for the last 27 years and give him back his house, and I'll make sure that you stay on this side of the tundra.

  Yankee : Yeah, whatever. Done.

  Travis B. Welker : Uh, no, we're not done! We also don't wanna pay taxes for the rest of our life! Federal or state, yeah!

  Yankee : Nevada doesn't have state taxes!

  Travis B. Welker : Yeah, no federal taxes!

  Yankee : Well, that's gonna be a hard one to swing!

  Travis B. Welker : Uh, have a nice life!

  Yankee : Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, fine! I'll do it.

  Swackhammer : [brings a ladder. Talks to Mr. Cutts]  You didn't see the ladder, asshole?

  Travis B. Welker : [Prevents the ladder to hit his testicles. Talks to Swackhammer]  Dude! Baby bag!

  Swackhammer : [to Mr. Cutts]  Hey, candy-ass! If you have a set of balls, now would be the time to use them!

• Swackhammer : Man, am I glad to see you guys now! Get me down from here!

  Royal Mounted : Jump, you chicken-shit!

  Travis B. Welker : No, no, no. Don't jump, okay? But I'll tell you what you can do: Remove all the tax liens on Mr. Gummer for the last 27 years and give him back his house, and I'll make sure that you stay on this side of the tundra.

  Swackhammer : Yeah, whatever. Done.

  Travis B. Welker : Uh, no, we're not done! We also don't wanna pay taxes for the rest of our life! Federal or state, yeah!

  Swackhammer : Nevada doesn't have state taxes!

  Travis B. Welker : Yeah, no federal taxes!

  Swackhammer : Well, that's gonna be a hard one to swing!

  Travis B. Welker : Uh, have a nice life!

  Swackhammer : Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, fine! I'll do it.

  Royal Mounted : [brings a ladder. Talks to Mr. Cutts]  You didn't see the ladder, asshole?

  Travis B. Welker : [Prevents the ladder to hit his testicles. Talks to Swackhammer]  Dude! Baby bag!

  Royal Mounted : [to Mr. Cutts]  Hey, candy-ass! If you have a set of balls, now would be the time to use them!