We Are Zombies (2023)

Derek Johns: Freddy Mercks

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• Freddy Mercks : Have you ever seen an asshole? They're not pretty.

• Freddy Mercks : Dude, chicks dig scars.

• Freddy Mercks : You're probably right, because masturbating to ZILFs on the internet makes you a relationship expert.

• Freddy Mercks : Since when is there lactose on cheeseburgers?

• Freddy Mercks : Now that is an accurate metamorph, my friend.

• Freddy Mercks : What are you, a zombophobe, man?

• Freddy Mercks : Maybe there's bath salts in the hors d'oeuvres.