The Night of the Virgin

Uhm, you guys ever hear of editing down a scene? Apparently not, because this movie has some of the longest damn scenes I have ever seen. Long as in dragged out. Dragged out as in dragged. the. F***. out. I get that they probably wanted to get the most out of their prosthetics and what-not, but when a scene should have lasted for maybe 30 seconds, but drags out for 10 minutes? Yeah, that's a complete fail. It makes me hate this movie.

Because this movie is horrible. And I in no way mean because it is "offensive". It's not that offensive. It has some bodily fluids, some genitals, and blah blah, but nothing offensive, just a little gross.

This could have been OK as a 5 - 10 minute short film, but as a friggin 2 hour movie? Oh my god! Two hours!! It's obvious these people had no one to say like: uhm, maybe you guys should edit that scene a little shorter? Because it, you know, sucks ass right now.

They paid for it themselves, and it shows. They did what they wanted, and what they wanted was make a movie that feels about 37 hours long.

The pacing is absolutely horrible. The effects are OK for what it is. The story is NOT enough to fill two hours. It is so long.

Positives? Uhm, the opening scene has it's charm, and is the closest to being offensive in the whole movie. Also the acting is pretty decent. The main dude did a good job with the rubbish script. In the beginning I actually thought this movie might be OK. This is why I give it a couple stars.

But yeah, I hated this. This movie being two hours is so ridiculous and idiotic that I have problems even describing it. But I tried.