Better Criminal

My single and only reason for watching this astonishingly bad embarrassment to the artform of filmcraft was to see Bai Ling.

I could watch her in just about anything, even this dismal production, though I will admit it was a stretch.

Any other redeeming qualities to this sorry excuse for a production are woefully non-existent.

But yes, even in this absurd production, Bai Ling was still remarkably entertaining.

Having said that, I will give this a rating of two stars, out of mercy and respect for Bai Ling's appearance here.

Otherwise, this would absolutely be less than zero . . . way less.