Brady Bunch in the White House

[first lines]

Mike J.: Hello, I'm a British person, and I really like cheese.

[holds up a packet of Tesco Mature Cheddar to the camera]

Mike J.: A lot of people like cheese, don't they? It's one of those substances that everybody really likes. Kind of like The Brady Bunch Movie. What I'm gonna do here is change this cheese a little bit...

[turns the cheese into the Fantastic Storytelling card game]

Mike J.: OK, I'm just gonna change it into a card game. Isn't that funny? 'Cause that's exactly what they did with Brady Bunch in the White House! Fantastic Storytelling, now on Kickstarter. They made two Brady Bunch movies that a lot of people really liked, and then they made a third one which was completely different. And surprise surprise, it didn't go down very well. Unlike Fantastic Storytelling, my brand new board game.

[whispers something quietly followed by a chuckle before starting the review]