Episode list

The siblings father Gregg has arranged a birthday party for himself at which he is going to make an important announcement. Dan starts working for his dad and through sheer luck impresses him - until he meets Mr Yakamoto.

Hannah and Dan attend the funeral of their old drama teacher Mr Balcombe, where Hannah is thrilled to see Adam Piper, the boy who gave her her first kiss and Dan meets his equally brain-dead friends Jack and Sheriff, who egg him on to do stupid things - like ingesting all of Mr Balcombe's medication. Hannah seduces Adam but is dismayed to learn that he did not give her that first kiss and is thrown out for trying to find out who did. Dan is too ill to help after swallowing all those pills.

Hannah accompanies Dan to his best friend's wedding at the country mansion of the bride's family. When the Best Man injures himself Dan steps in, while Hannah makes enemies of the bride's father and brother.

Dan learns from his rebellious aunt Leslie that you can take what you want from society without giving anything back. This leads to Hannah unexpectedly enjoying a 'Golden Week' of free stuff.

Hannah has been given the task of looking after a bossy American consultant and is excited when she finds out why he is at the company. Dan bumps into his old crush from clown camp, a now pregnant Holly.

Hannah goes to give a careers talk at her old school and impresses pupil Ellie, whom she takes on for work experience. Ellie is enthusiastic and efficient and lazy Hannah exploits this though when Ellie fights back Hannah uses dirty tricks to get rid of her. Dan has accompanied Hannah to the school and befriended three thirteen year old nerds, whom he brings home to play games with. Learning that they have been bullied by the younger brother of the boy who used to bully him Dan organizes a fight in the playground to get his belated revenge but is surprised when a teacher turns up to stop the fight, reveals his identity and tells Dan the real reason for his being bullied.

The siblings' mother Marion insists that Hannah looks after her for two days whilst she is temporarily blind after laser eye surgery but Hannah feels enslaved by her. Dan dates Izzy, the free-spirited doctor he met at the STD clinic and falls in love. Hannah and Dan take Marion to Izzy's party where Hannah and Marion bond when they take revenge on Izzy's strait-laced flatmate Pete though the bonding ends when Marion gets her sight back and is not happy for Hannah to attend her Tae-Kwan-Do class. Dan's attempts to prove to Izzy meanwhile that he is sexually adventurous lead to him electrocuting himself.

Dan ends up in hospital following a spot of dodgy DIY. There he befriends elderly adventurer Frank and decides to give him one last adventure. Hannah meets a hot male model but can't cope with his living arrangements.

When Hannah is told she is dangerously unfit by her doctor she enters the world of women's rugby. Dan gets a cleaning job at Hannah's office and tries to help Kevin who has split from his wife.

When her alcoholic boss Andy is sacked lazy Hannah seeks to impress his successor Annette Walker by claiming that, like Annette's son Charlie, her brother Dan is also in a wheelchair. In fact he is a selfish, immature scrounger though he hits it off with Annette and Charlie despite overdoing his account of his 'accident'. Whilst Annette and Hannah get drunk at a conference and have a threesome with a young waiter Dan joins Charlie's wheelchair basketball team and scores the winning goal - though he betrays his deception by getting up to do a victory dance. However the threat of the threesome being exposed means that Annette allows Hannah to keep her job.