John always looked for love in wrong places. He did not know it was near him.John always looked for love in wrong places. He did not know it was near him.John always looked for love in wrong places. He did not know it was near him.
Best Girlfriend: OMG, you're such a MILF. Go get 'em, girl!
Mother: OMG, I truly am a MILF!
Best Girlfriend: Literally, you're a MILF.