Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)

Stayin' Alive (2014)

Jane Leeves: Joy Scroggs

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• [last lines] 

  Joy Scroggs : The police will be here soon.

  Elka Ostrovsky : We'll be home in time to watch 'Family Feud'.

  Mamie : Steve Harvey is the best game show host!

  Elka Ostrovsky : The best.

  Narrator : Really? Isn't that a little bit like saying Cloris Leachman was the best actress on 'The Mary Tyler Moore Show'?

  Elka Ostrovsky , Mamie : We never saw that show.

  Narrator : Well, America won't get a chance to see the Soul Man if we don't wrap things up here, so why don't we all just take a bow right now?

• Melanie Moretti : What are you even doing here?

  Bob : Well, I got Joy's sexy text.

  Joy Scroggs : My text said I needed a few days off.

  Bob : The text I got said you wanted me to get you off for a few days!

  Joy Scroggs : Ohhh! Stupid auto-correct.

• Victoria Chase : I just need time to think. Oh, if only there were a hideout I could go to where the police couldn't find me.

  Melanie Moretti : If only someone among us had a criminal past.

  Victoria Chase : And was once married to the mob.

  Joy Scroggs : And is right here. And old enough to remember where she was when Caesar was assassinated.

• Bob : You know, it's the things and people you don't do that you regret.

  Joy Scroggs : What part of you can't understand that we are never going to sleep together?

  Bob : Oh, I think you know which part.

• Melanie Moretti : I wish there was some way we could call for help.

  Elka Ostrovsky : Oh, um, there's a fireplace. I learned to make smoke signals when I was a child.

  Joy Scroggs : Oh, did you learn that on your playdates with Sitting Bull?

  Elka Ostrovsky : What was your Indian name? Sleeps With Everyone?