- Silent Bob: Hey, remember, kids. Mutant turtles are from earth, not from outer space... MICHAEL BAY...
- Bluntgirl: Hey, baby! Ever have your fat asshole licked by a thin woman wearing a unitard? Whoo-whoo!
- Silent Bob: Yep... when Ben Affleck played Daredevil. Snootchie bootchies!
- Silent Bob: Screenwriting, Kevin Smith popping in to remind you that ain't me talking stupid shit. That's the character Jay spouting his own dopey, unenlightened views. That doesn't represent how I feel about lesbians at all. In fact, if anything, I identify with lesbians. I too LOVE the pussy, and like a lesbian, I have no dick to speak of. So, in short, I'm here, I'm queer, get used to it. And now, back to the Great Space Coaster.
- Jay: Man, how the fuck do they expect a pair of hapless motherfuckers like us to make a living in this new enlightened world? The salad days are over for low-level suburban weed whackers like us, Lunchbox.
- [breaking the fourth wall]
- Kevin Smith: Remember, kids: mutant turtles come from the sewers, not outer space... Michael Bay.
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By what name was Jay and Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie (2013) officially released in Canada in English?
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