The Cleveland Vampire

2013

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A young family of three siblings moves from the city to forge a new life in the suburbs only to find that they are being stalked by a bizarre and inhuman creature with very vile intentions.A young family of three siblings moves from the city to forge a new life in the suburbs only to find that they are being stalked by a bizarre and inhuman creature with very vile intentions.A young family of three siblings moves from the city to forge a new life in the suburbs only to find that they are being stalked by a bizarre and inhuman creature with very vile intentions.

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"The Cleveland Vampire" was such a hit at its public screening that the audience cheered and hollered to get it played a second time - and succeeded.

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A Cleveland Let Down!

Cleveland has been home to some pretty marvelous films. American Splendor, O in Ohio, and few others have been nice gems. However, the Cleveland Vampire is as bad as it gets. It feels like it is a parody of itself which would make it ingenious, but sadly it is not. This is how they are teaching to make films at CSU.

The director, if you can call him that, Michael Kwiatkowski wanted to make vampires scary again since they seem to be romanticized currently by big hits like Twilight and True Blood. He failed since the only thing I did was laugh at the main villain with his "Beavis" haircut and over-sized fangs.

Except for Lexi, the actors seemed a bit out of place. Especially the leading lady. She wasn't your typical lead and I don't mean that in a good way. She was too "plus sized" to have any business being in the film except as the vampire's Thanksgiving meal.

If you value your time, ignore this abortion of film. You'd be better off watching the Vampire Diaries...or a Michael Bay film. *shutters at the thought*