We Are Family (III) (2012)

Laurie Coker: Ethel Wellington

Quotes 

• Ethel Wellington : Jesus Christ, do I have a headache! It's like I listened to Fran Drescher all night long!

• Andy Pontillo : Ethel? Would you come here please?

  Ethel Wellington : Later! I'm watching these two fat chicks fighting over some buck-toothed hillbilly on Jerry Springer!

  Andy Pontillo : OK. I guess I'll just have to tell Hugh Jackman to put his shirt back on and go home...

  Ethel Wellington : I'll be right there!

• Sarah Daniels : Soap Opera News Digest Weekly is coming here tonight to interview the whole family!

  Ethel Wellington : Count me out! I'm getting laid tonight.

  Walter Wellington : Mother!

  Ethel Wellington : And don't you try and stop me! I've got a brand new pair of handcuffs with Jake Gyllenhaal written all over them.