- Arnold Schwarzenegger Look-a-like: Hasta la vista.
- Bruce Willis Look-a-like: Yippee-kai-yay.
- Jason Statham Look-a-like: Darn it, I don't have a catchphrase.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger Look-a-like: Ha ha ha ha, I have so many of them. I'll be back!
- Jason Statham Look-a-like: You know what I mean, Chuck?
- Chuck Norris Look-a-like: No, because I'm Chuck Norris, and catchphrases need *me*.
- Dale: You know, we could run away from here. We could live someplace else.
- Kantmiss Evershot: Like where?
- Dale: Anywhere that's better than here. Darfur, Syria, New Jersey...
- Voice: [off-camera] Hey, Phil, stay down there. Put your finger in his mouth.
- Peter Malarkey: PETER!
- [breaking character]
- Peter Malarkey: Okay. We're done. We're done with this.
- Peter Malarkey: We could run away from here. We could live someplace else.
- Kantmiss Evershot: Like where?
- Peter Malarkey: Anywhere that's better than here. Darfur... Syria... New Jersey.