Dark Cove

Excruciatingly awful... and I mean AWFUL. A pace and acting skills that would make a high school drama teacher cry, continual and badly placed strings of infantile sex jokes and talking about genitalia, and a cast that looks about as comfortable with each other as my dog is with my vacuum cleaner... all make for an unwatchable film. I also should give the soundtrack a mention - did they pair up the tracks with the movie, or did they just throw in some of their favorite songs when they felt like it? It's all so out of place and incongruous. It would be OK, I suppose, if it were a 10 year-old's project, but I'd really even expect more out of the ten year-old.

I lasted about 15 minutes, about 10 minutes more than I probably should have, but I wanted to at least give it a chance.

RUN - the worst film I've seen in ages.