Playing It Cool (2014)

Luke Wilson: Samson

Quotes 

• Samson : There's a reason Romeo killed himself, okay? Suicide was the best option for this guy.

  Mallory : Why?

  Scott : What?

  Lyle : No, no. Romeo set the standard for love.

  Samson : No, Shakespeare didn't know anything about love. The guy was a sexual deviant, okay? He couldn't keep his hands off himself. That's why his name was Shakespeare

  Narrator : It's true. Hardy, Dickens, Longfellow, all sex starved pen names.

  Samson : E. Cummings

  Scott : Updike

  Mallory : Margaret *Atewood*

  Samson : Dean *Cunts*

  Lyle : [Correcting their pronunciation]  Atwood and Koontz.

  Scott : Balzac.