Mockingbird Lane (2012 TV Movie)

Mason Cook: Eddie Munster

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Quotes 

• Grandpa : Edward, stop playing with your food.

  Eddie Munster : I will if you will.

  Grandpa : That is a gross cliche, and it is beneath you.

  Eddie Munster : [to Steve]  My grandpa's gonna eat you.

  Marilyn Munster : Is that happening tonight? Hmm?

• Grandpa : There is an important intermediate step that we are missing here. The deer eats the grass and is itself eaten, and then the thing that ate it dies and fertilizes the ground so more grass can grow, so more deer can eat, and then... be eaten.

  Marilyn Munster : But some deer can live long lives.

  Grandpa : Nope.

  Marilyn Munster : Also, as an intermediary step, sometimes deer want to be eaten. They're depressed and lonely, so that lion's doing the deer a favor.

  Eddie Munster : That deer didn't look depressed.

  Marilyn Munster : No, I know. I thought I saw it smile.

  Eddie Munster : Does anything eat the lion?

  Marilyn Munster : Grandpa.

  Grandpa : It's nature.

• Lily Munster : Next full moon, you'll have a pet who'll watch over you, so you won't hurt yourself or anybody else.

  Eddie Munster : Will it watch over you too?

  Lily Munster : Yes, he'll watch over me too.

  Eddie Munster : A dog can't stop a werewolf from eating somebody.

  Herman Munster : This one can.

  [Herman whistles and a dragon appears] 

  Eddie Munster : [pets dragon]  Do I get to keep him?

• Eddie Munster : I can't be a vegetarian werewolf!