The Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Felix the Cat: The Movie (2011)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic

Quotes 

• Nostalgia Critic : If a piece of shit took a piece of shit, and that piece of shit took a piece of shit, and that piece of shit took a piece of shit, and that piece of shit took a piece of shit, and that piece of shit took a piece of shit, and that piece of shit made a MOVIE... and THAT movie took a piece of shit... THIS is the piece of shit you would SEE!

  [takes a deep breath] 

  Nostalgia Critic : "Felix the Cat".

• Nostalgia Critic : What the fucktopus?

• Nostalgia Critic : [imitating Felix]  Hahahaha, you stupid skull! Hahaha! Alright, time to get some reading done.

  [picks up a book called "History's Monsters"] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Hahahaha! Stupid people who died at the hands of Josef Stalin! Hahahaha!

  [blows raspberry] 

• Nostalgia Critic : Fuck you, you decapitated Macy's Day balloon! You are shit on a dick!

• Nostalgia Critic : It's like if Dr. Seuss really hated children and wanted to give parents a way of punishing them, without necessarily beating them. And yet the psychological scars would still be the same.

• Nostalgia Critic : [seeing the opening shot of the 3D talking Felix head]  In case you're wondering, no, there's no other 3D animation in the entire picture. So, really, this is completely pointless. It's like watching that annoying Mario head at the opening of Mario 64.

  [a clip of Mario's head from that game is shown] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Yeah, it looked nice then, but it's awkward and disturbing now.

  [Felix and Mario appear side by side] 

  Felix , Mario : Which one of our voices is more annoying?

  Nostalgia Critic : [very much disturbed]  Don't make me choose!