- Chuck Bartowski: [to Freddie] You know what? You actually have a little hiccup there at the bottom of your page. The compiler can't optimize a value away like that. You just gotta...
- [Chuck types on Freddie's keyboard]
- Chuck Bartowski: There you go. Rookie mistake. I'm sure it won't happen again. Oh, I'm losing, better get back to work.
- [Chuck works on his terminal]
- Chuck Bartowski: I forgot something. I'm really good at this.
- Chuck Bartowski: Sarah, I was wrong about quitting the spy life. Because right now, we've got to be the best spies we've ever been.
- John Casey: If I break out of prison, I'm a fugitive. I don't run from the law. I *am* the law. Decker has me in here for a reason. I'm gonna sit tight. Keep my head down. You figure out what his angle is, okay?
- Chuck Bartowski: Okay, this is definitely not a militia. Sarah - Sarah, I think we walked into a cult.
- Sarah Walker: Way ahead of you. Strip. Now!
- Chuck Bartowski: [Notices that Sarah is getting undressed] Wh- what- what are you doing? What are you doing?
- Sarah Walker: Joining the cult. Come on.
- Jeff Barnes: I totally get it. This reminds me of the time my dad tried to win back my mom when he found out she was having sex with Uncle Steve. They ended up as a threesome. I had a messed up childhood.
- Lester Patel: [the other inmates have Casey restrained] Hey! You touch one hair on his head and I will pull your plug! Mark my words, son. Or your nights will get real long - *real* long. Step back!
- [Everyone backs away]
- Chuck Bartowski: [Timur points a gun at Chuck] Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Before you use that, I've got a little business tip for you.
- Timur: And what is that?
- Chuck Bartowski: You should really look into finding a better security expert.
- [Chuck uses his terminal to switch off the lights]
- Timur: FREDDIE! ALARMS!
- Freddie: Fixed it.
- Gertrude Verbanski: Sorry if I got too physical. Must be the uniform.
- John Casey: No. No. Don't apologize. I actually enjoyed it.
- Gertrude Verbanski: Thought you would.
- Gertrude Verbanski: Sarah, girls like us, we don't just leave the spy business. Look at me, I've been doing this since I was 16 years old. I never had another job - not my entire life. I wouldn't know what to do if I did. How about you? Would you do anything else?
- Sarah Walker: [Chuck and Sarah are naked] Now keep a close eye. I really have no place to hide a gun.
- Chuck Bartowski: Not too close an eye, though. I'm serious - for real. No looking.
- Gertrude Verbanski: Calm down. No one's looking at anything. Not much to look at, anyway.
- Sarah Walker: That is not fair. I have nothing to be ashamed of.