- First House Dad: Who is it, bud?
- First House Kid: Uh... some Jesus guys.
- First House Dad: Tell 'em to fuck off!
- Jimmy Ferrara: Hold on. I gotta plug in the lights.
- Ace Ferrara: The Christmas lights?
- Jimmy Ferrara: Yeah.
- Ace Ferrara: Are we a hipster bar in Austin?
- Jimmy Ferrara: No!
- Ace Ferrara: Are we making a FESTIVE snuff film?