The Brass Teapot (2012)

Michael Angarano: John

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• John : Baby, just tell me what the hell happened?

  Alice : I fell down the stairs.

  John : We don't have stairs.

• Ricky : So, uh, what sort of dog do you two have? I heard him howling last night. Sounds like a big fellow.

  John : Oh, we don't have a dog. That was just some really violent sex.

• Alice : It's the first time I've been the breadwinner, and it feels good.

  John : It's not a paycheck. Alice, this is not a job.

  Alice : Good. Most people kill themselves for decades and get nowhere.

• John : Let's review. He has at least two guns, probably a collection of knives - including the kind that curves like it was designed specifically for cutting out the entrails of smaller men with a better developed sense of humor.