Wow! 90 minutes of nothing happening. Nothing at all. A girl goes to a secluded cabin to babysit her younger cousin. The babysitter begins to have symptoms resembling mild PMS mixed with emotions of having lost a lover. Seriously, that is it. There is more dramatic events happening in my household on a daily basis.
I love bad movies. Flix from Brain Damage, The Asylum, and Troma are some of my favorites. This movie, however, has NO entertainment value whatsoever! None!
I am a horror movie collector with around 4,000 titles in my collection. Not sure if this flick was made with the intention to be horror or not, but it is definitely the worst stinker in my collection. I could not believe when that credits started to roll and nothing had ever happened in the previous 80 minutes, except for the two girls watching a movie, and a neighbor dropping by to invite them over to eat some salmon.
I never thought that I would be one of the "losers" who write a review on IMDb for the sole purpose of bashing a movie, but here I am. Without a doubt, the worst movie I have ever seen! Until now, whenever I would think of the worst movie ever, a movie called "Zombiegore" ( www.imdb.com/title/tt0436985/ ) would come to mind. I thought it was the least entertaining film that would ever be made, but I am now heading to Zombiegore's IMDb page to rate it 10 stars, because it is light-years better than this piece of garbage.
You should really try to track a copy of this flick down, because watching it suddenly makes every crappy movie that you have ever seen seem like an awesome cinematic accomplishment! I just finished watching this movie about 20 minutes ago, and I honestly feel like I could watch anything from the bottom of the barrel of my collection, and it would seem awesome.
