Blubberella (2011)
Willam Belli: Vadge
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Quotes
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Blubberella : [Refuses to pick up egg] Uh...
Vadge : I know you're just gonna leave that on the floor.
Blubberella : I'll get it momma!
Vadge : [stands up] Now!
Blubberella : I'll get it when I wanna get it.
Vadge : You'll get it when you wanna get it?
Blubberella : Yeah.
Vadge : Is this your house? You think you're a grown-ass vampire cause you gave it up to your little cootchie pie? Well you ain't no grown-ass vampire! You're average! Are you listening to me? Are you listening to me bitch?
[hits Blubberella with a pan]
Vadge : I guess I didn't hit you hard enough!
[picks up a turkey leg]
Vadge : Come get a snack bitch, come on!
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Nathaniel Gregor : I certainly would have remembered you from the resistance fighter meetings. I would have brought the cookies, but I fear you would have eaten them all.
Blubberella : Cookies?
Nathaniel Gregor : I'm Nathaniel. You've already met my partner Vadge.
Blubberella : Oh... partners.
Nathaniel Gregor : I've never seen anybody move like you do. Like a caged rhino who hasn't been fed in weeks. Curious thing is I'm not so sure you are a girl.
Blubberella : What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
Nathaniel Gregor : You're her, aren't you. The Dhaphir?
Vadge : She kind of moves like a watermelon.
Nathaniel Gregor : I would really like to talk to you.
Blubberella : Well, if your men would get their phallic symbols out of my face, I guess you can buy me dinner.
Nathaniel Gregor : Where's the Commandant?
Blubberella : An appetizer.
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Blubberella : [Drops egg on floor] Oops.
Vadge : Now who's gonna clean all that motherfuckin' mess up? I just got new linoleum!