Khichdi: The Movie (2010)

Anang Desai: Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh

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• Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh : Jayshree, are you bringing tea or should I order from outside ?

  Jayshree Parekh : [Irritated]  Ohh God, I am on my way. Here. And Babuji, today you'll get breakfast.

  Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh : Why's that ?

  Jayshree Parekh : Well, the beggar who usually comes up in the morning didn't turn up today.

  Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh : This tea is a bit odd, isn't it ?

  Jayshree Parekh : [Delighted]  You felt it Babuji ?

  Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh : Yes. What have you mixed ?

  Jayshree Parekh : Pesticide obviously.

  Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh : [Shocked]  What ! Why ?

  Jayshree Parekh : That cameleon who roams around in our kitchen accidentally fell into the kettle. I asked Praful Bhaiya to take care of it. And you know Praful Bhaiya.

  Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh : That donkey Praful. I get the feeling I am going blind.

  Jayshree Parekh : Please ensure nothing happens to you today atleast. We don't have a maid who can assist me.

  [Upon hearing the door bell] 

  Jayshree Parekh : I guess it's that beggar.

  [Receiving flashlight upon opening the door] 

  Jayshree Parekh : Hey, switch off those lights. Who're you ?

  Buddhidev : [Complying]  I am Eshwar. Buddhidev. Lord of wisdom. Would you like some sweets of intelligence ?

  Jayshree Parekh : [Irritated further]  Damn, I thought it was that beggar again.

  [Looking at Satish Shah's chariot] 

  Jayshree Parekh : Ohh great, I should head to the market.

  [to the charotier] 

  Jayshree Parekh : Saarthi Kumar, take me over to Kandivali.

  Buddhidev : [In sarcasm]  Careful, there's traffic over there.

• Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh : [At Arvind Vaidya's funeral]  Himanshu, Samdhi Ji told us that we have to fulfill a dream of yours. What was it exactly ?

  Himanshu C. Seth : Bapu, I always dreamt that I would have an immortal love story. Of the same stature as MAIN TULSI TERE AANGAN KI, DILWALE DULHANIYA LE JAYENGE, MAINE PYAR KIYA,

  [going into override mentioning B-grade movies] 

  Himanshu C. Seth : TARZAN, PAAPI GUDIYA. You know, that kind of a love story.

• Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh : [Cheering up Jamnadas Majethia]  Somewhere on earth, for every stupid Praful, there is definitely an even more stupid Hansa.

  [With a deadpan face] 

  Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh : Definitely.

• Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh : [Scolding Rajeev Mehta in the hospital]  Praful you're a donkey.

  Praful T. Parekh : Babuji, would you mind telling me something I am unaware of.

  Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh : [Angrily]  What had I asked you for ?

  Praful T. Parekh : That you might need to communicate with the hospital staff and therefore I should get an instrument installed for it.

  Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh : So ?

  Praful T. Parekh : So what Babuji. Here I got you with this

  [brings a buffalo which in Hindi spells Bail] 

  Praful T. Parekh : .

  Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh : [Furious]  Praful, you donkey, I had asked for a bell to be installed so that I ring it and somebody would attend to me.

  Praful T. Parekh : Let it be Babuji. You never clearly mentioned a "bell". And even with this buffalo you can get your work done.

  Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh : How ?

  Praful T. Parekh : [Giving comical explanation]  Just spank this buffalo, it'll immediately produce it's roar and someone would come to attend you for sure. You create all the misunderstanding and yet you accuse me calling me a donkey.

• Himanshu C. Seth : I don't know why, but everytime I get bad dreams forcing me to wake up at night, thinking if at all my proposals would come to fruit.

  Hansa P. Parekh : Yeah Himanshu, even I too get awakened at night by bad dreams, it's been so for the past 15 years.

  Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh : [Sarcastically]  Hansa, you have never even once in these 15 years woke up before afternoon. How the hell are you supposed to be up at night ?

  Praful T. Parekh : Babuji, in Hansa's bad dreams it's always night. Simple things never go into your mind.

  Hansa P. Parekh : Yeah Praful. You know once I had a bad dream that Akshay Kumar visited our house but unfortunately there wasn't a pen so he could give his autograph. However, when he did give his autograph to all of us, Babuji was in great pain.

  Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh : Wait, why would I be pained if a star like Akshay Kumar gave his autograph to us ?

  Hansa P. Parekh : Don't ask stupid questions Babuji. Wouldn't you be in pain if somebody slashed your wrists.

  Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh : What ?

  Hansa P. Parekh : Yes Babuji, when Akshay Kumar couldn't find a pen, he simply used our knife to slash your wrists and gave us his autograph with your blood.