Despicable Me 2 (2013)

Dana Gaier: Edith

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Quotes 

• Margo : Hey, what celebrity do you look like?

  Gru : Uh, Bruce Willis.

  Margo : Mmm, no.

  Agnes : Humpty Dumpty!

  Edith : Ooh, Gollum!

• Gru : I have accepted a new job.

  Margo : Whoa! Really?

  Gru : Yes, I have been recruited by a top secret agency to go undercover and save the world!

  Edith : You're gonna be a spy?

  Gru : *That's* right, baby! Gru's back in the game with gadgets and weapons and cool cars! The whole deal!

  Edith : [amazed]  Awesome!

  Agnes : Are you really gonna save the world?

  Gru : [coolly]  Yes.

  [puts on a pair of sunglasses] 

  Gru : Yes, I am.

  Dave : [copies him]  Mocha!

  Tim : [wearing an old Dutch beard and tie]  Cacao!

  Stuart : [dresses like Pippi Longstocking]  Papadum? Eh,

  [chuckles] 

• [arriving at the Cinco de Mayo party] 

  Gru : Okay, let's party! But first, let's go over the rules. Because what is fun without the rules?

  [looks at Agnes, whose arms and mouth are already full of churros] 

  Gru : Agnes, easy on the churros.

  [looks at Edith, practicing with her sword] 

  Gru : Edith, try not to kill anyone.

  Edith : [salutes]  Hai!

  Gru : Margo...?

  [sees she is already cozy with Antonio] 

  Antonio : Hello, Mr. Gru.

• [repeated line] 

  Edith : Can I be the first to say "eww"?

• Gru : Okay, what are you doing?

  Agnes : We're signing you up for online dating.

  Gru : Oh, okay. What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

  Edith : Aw, come on. It's fun.

  Margo : And it's time for you to get out there.

  Gru : No! Stop! No one is ever getting out there. Ever!

• Agnes : [to Margo]  Are you sure we should be doing this?

  Margo : Yes, it's for his own good.

  [searching through Gru's online pictures] 

  Margo : Okay, we need to choose a picture.

  [clicks on one of Gru's photos] 

  Agnes : No.

  [Margo shows another picture] 

  Agnes : Scary.

  Edith : [as Margo shows another photo]  Weird.

  [the girls scream in horror when Margo shows a picture of Gru in his swimming trunks] 

  Agnes : [with her eyes covered]  What is that?

• Agnes : [Agnes and Edith hastily storm inside Eagle Hair Club, making Gru lose his focus]  Margo has a boyfriend!

  Edith : And they're going on a date!

  Gru : [suddenly hysterical, to Edith]  Date?

  [to Agnes] 

  Gru : Boyfriend?

  [to Floyd] 

  Gru : What?

  [Floyd shrugs shoulders and shakes his head nervously; Gru stares at Agnes and Edith]