Mean Girls 2 (2011 TV Movie)

Meaghan Martin: Johanna 'Jo' Mitchell

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• Johanna 'Jo' Mitchell : Mess with me fine, mess with my family you're dead! it's like all my female hormones had kicked into overdrive and I was out for blood.

• Johanna 'Jo' Mitchell : [got glued to her bike saddle]  Who could think of something so childish yet brilliant? Except for a bunch of mean girls.

• Principal Duvall : We're aware that students who move around a lot often wind up as serial killers or actors. Hey, did i mention we have an excellent drama department?

  Johanna 'Jo' Mitchell : I'm not really into drama, but I do know you have an advanced shop class.

  Principal Duvall : Ah, menial labor rather than intellectual, I can respect that.

• Johanna 'Jo' Mitchell : I like a guy who can take the heat.

  Tyler Adams : Oh, really? How many guys are you looking at?

  [she just shyly shakes her head] 

  Tyler Adams : Come on, Jo. Four schools in three years. How many? Six boyfriends, a dozen?

  Johanna 'Jo' Mitchell : None! But I'm sort of breaking all my rules this year.

  Tyler Adams : [incredulously]  You've never had a boyfriend?

  Johanna 'Jo' Mitchell : Shut up! I've never played Spin the Bottle, I never suffered through Seven Minutes in Heaven.

  Tyler Adams : Never... kissed anyone?

  [she smiles, he smiles, they kiss] 

• Johanna 'Jo' Mitchell : [dreaming of Tyler]  And just when a guy seems all dreamy and has eyes you can fall into...

  Tyler Adams : So we have to build a Iame birdhouse. I guess you could decorate it.

  Johanna 'Jo' Mitchell : ... he opens his mouth and sounds like an ass.

• Mandi Weatherly : I knew it. I knew it all along, and I tried to warn people. I tried to protect you all from her.

  Hope Plotkin : Mandi, you are Iike a saint.

  Chastity Meyer : Yeah, a total saint.

  Hope Plotkin : Oh, yeah, and a real martyr.

  Johanna 'Jo' Mitchell : You mean a real bitch!

  Principal Duvall : Wait. I am sorry, but as much as we all might Iike that, I'm afraid I can't let it happen.

  Mandi Weatherly : This is crazy! Shouldn't she be locked up in juvie or something?

  Principal Duvall : Girls, why don't we go back to my office and settle this Iike ladies...

  Johanna 'Jo' Mitchell : Screw being ladies, and screw being girls! I am sick and tired of the mind games, the backstabbing and the set-ups. I know you framed me, Mandi. So we're gonna settle this Iike men, on the battlefield.

  Mandi Weatherly : Oh, please.

  Johanna 'Jo' Mitchell : That's right. I challenge you... to a football game, powder puff style.

  Mandi Weatherly : No way. I... I don't do sports.

  Johanna 'Jo' Mitchell : Oh, you scared? Can't take the heat, Mandi? I thought you were the best at everything. I thought people trembled in the presence of the Plastics. You wanna win? The only way you're gonna become queen is by default.

  Mandi Weatherly : Fine; you're on. But be prepared to lose. You know, you and your team of one.

  Johanna 'Jo' Mitchell : [voiceover]  I realized a little too late that for the first time in my life, I no longer had any friends. But if I had to take on all the Plastics by myself, I would.

  Principal Duvall : AII right, let's get to class, everybody. Hang out in the hallway.

  Tyler Adams : Do you really think she did it?

  Abby Hanover : I don't know anymore. Certainly not about Jo.