Bullet Train Down

This movie is near comical in terms of its concept, scripting, above all else the acting is pathetically hammy, and the sets are as crass as everything else. Its a case of almost 90 minutes of your life that you'll never get back. The very idea that the US could have a train that ran at more than 150mph is laughable to begin with - even their Amtrak Acela can barely reach 150mph for short periods. The crassness of the storyline and script are only complimented by the crassness of the acting. The lead characters are weak and the very idea that anyone could crawl upon the smooth roof of a train travelling in excess of 200mph is as plausible as the fact that Bambi is a kitten.