- MacKenzie Graves: He kissed me one time in a convention center at the science fair in Poughkeepsie and then proceeded to totally Danny Zuko me, so.
- Simon Cook: He dressed you in leather and permed your hair?
- Chase Weston: You know, it still smells like AP Bio in here.
- MacKenzie Graves: Formaldehyde and over achievement?
- Chase Weston: Well, you used to call me Fancy Pants.
- MacKenzie Graves: The fanciest of all the pants.
- Simon Cook: And let's not forget Marco, who had literally nothing wrong with him.
- MacKenzie Graves: I did not respond to his love language.
- Simon Cook: Who doesn't respond to gifts?
- MacKenzie Graves: Can we not talk about Chase Weston?
- Simon Cook: Are you kidding me? All I want to do is talk about Chase Weston.
- Simon Cook: I am old, and I am married, and I've been asking to live vicariously through your love life forever, and you have never delivered.
- [sighs]
- Simon Cook: This might be my only chance.
- Chase Weston: When you're in the presence of greatness, you have to acknowledge it. And I am standing in the presence of greatness.