Cheerleader Massacre 2 (2011)
* 1/2 (out of 4)
A group of cheerleaders head to a special camp where one team could end up in the state finals. The only problem are these weird flying devices that are going around slicing everyone up into small pieces. CHEERLEADER MASSACRE 2 is a pretty bad movie that is just downright stupid and that's why I didn't like it. However, the stupid nature of the film at least is original and it partially made me tip my hat to the filmmakers. 2003's CHEERLEADER MASSACRE certainly wasn't a popular film but I found myself really enjoying it because director Jim Wynorski at least managed to give horror fans a cheap throwback to the 80's slashers. This film here has all sorts of nudity, plenty of bad CGI blood and various other things but sadly they just add up to one big, boring mess. There are many problems with this film but the biggest is that it's just not very fun. There are all sorts of naked ladies exposing their big boobs but this here can only take you so far. None of the characters are all that interesting and the story itself just doesn't go anywhere or do anything. What's worse is the "original" side of the story. Instead of a masked maniac slashing the victims, instead we're treated to some sort of weird flying device that is a cross between the ball in PHANTASM and just some sort of cheap UFO. These scenes of this thing flying around are just downright weird to say the least and it just never works. One might hope that the poor special effects would at least make this somewhat campy but that never happens. The performances are pretty much what you'd expect from a film like this and in the end the thing is just way too slow for its own good.
