Disaster Movie (2008)

Matt Lanter: Will

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Quotes 

• Calvin : Man, you messed shit up with Amy. You're lucky a girl like that would even talk to you. She's hot, sexy. She got a job. Man, that girl out of your league.

  Will : She's not out of my league.

  Calvin : Shit, she gotta put up with your stank breath. Not to mention your abnormally high plumber's crack.

• Juney : Let me guess, an evil witch banished you from your fairy tale kingdom.

  Enchanted Princess : No, my silly, pasty, quirky teen. Actually, I'm just a demented homeless chick who lives in the sewers.

  Will : How'd you end up there?

  Enchanted Princess : Drugs. Lots and lots snd lots of mind-altering, enchanting, DRUGS!

• Amy : [as she is leaving Wills sweet sixteen party]  You know what will, every time we made love I was thinking about another guy!

  Will : Well so was I!

• Will : You're taking Jo-Jo?

• Will : [singing]  I'm fucking Matt Damon.

  Amy : You're fucking Matt Damon?

  [singing] 

  Amy : Well I'm fucking Hannah Montana!

  Hannah Montana : [singing]  She's fucking Hannah Montana! Backstage, at my concert, fucks me on my parents' bed! After school, at my locker, in the car I give her head! I'm also fucking the Flava!

  Flava-Flav Look-A-Like : [singing]  Yeah, it's Flava-Flav, foo'! You know what time it is, 'cause I'm fucking Juney too!

  Juney : [singing]  Yeah, I know, but it's true: Flava-Flav, he fucks me too.

  Michael Cera Look-A-Like : [singing]  And I swap with Calvin, and he swaps with that dude.

  All : And we're all fucking Hellboy!

• [first lines] 

  Will : [after falling face-first into a pile of feces in his dream]  Oh, shit.