Three Cheers for Satan

I've resisted watching much of the prolific pornographer Joanna Angel's work over the years, tagging her as an untalented amateur. Her recent rise to pre-eminence in the new Adult Time porn universe, as well as collaborating with the great Kayden Kross, has made me check out her newest work, and this horror comedy comes up empty.

It's a spoof of that old Faustian bargain, with Small Hands as a high school principal who's really The Devil (with horns conspicuously coming out of his forehead), offering a trio of clueless cheerleaders a chance at eternal youth by signing on his dotted line. Well, not really eternal, as the contract comes up for renewal every 20 years, at which time they must present a virgin for sacrifice to Satan.

With crummy sets and crummier special effects, this stillborn comedy goes nowhere, merely an excuse upon which to hang four XXX sex scenes, suitable for Adult Time streaming. Angel insists on hiring Tommy Pistol as often as possible, and here he's abominable playing a teen nerd (at age 43, no less) who's a virgin!

Finale has Tommy magically transformed into a handsome 38-year-old in the form of Alex Legend, whose tattoos are the only point of resemblance, while cheerleader Jane Wilde becomes 38-year-old Joanna Angel herself, tattoos added. Note that Angel cast herself recently as a school kid (37 years old in real life) in the otherwise effective Pure Taboo drama "A Trailer Park Taboo".

The dialog is inane rather than funny, and the sex scenes heavy, as usual, on ink.