The Weekend (I) (2007)

Theodore Bouloukos: Principal Dixon

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• Principal Dixon : Mr. Meyers, did you indeed strike Ms. Roth's posterior.

  Ms. Roth : He did it, Mr. Dixon.

  Jacob Meyers : Do you have any witnesses to this make believe occurrence?

  Ms. Roth : I probably have a handprint on my ass.

  Jacob Meyers : Mr. Dixon, she just said ass.

  Principal Dixon : I'll see you in school tomorrow, Mr. Meyers. For Saturday detention.

  Jacob Meyers : I'm afraid my schedule doesn't permit my imprisonment without a fair trial.

  Principal Dixon : Well, we're still awaiting trial. So we're gonna have to take you into custody.

  Jacob Meyers : [shakes hand]  You'll be hearing from my lawyer.