S.O.S. Survive or Sacrifice

You either survive it or you commit some sort of self-immolation after watching it.

It is bad, really bad. Not even the allure of a balloon flight over Mediterranean islands. The acting of the lead actresses (sic) is on par with kindergarten plays, ans so is the script (sic). I guess someone with deep pockets was feeling somewhat bored and instead of burning money, decided to finance another celluloid atrocity...