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Buck : Mammals, we have ourselves a crime scene. Tuff of fur. Half-eaten carcass. Hunk of... aaugh! No! Broccoli!
[almost throws up]
Buck : Here's what I think happened: dinosaur attacks Sid, Sid fights back with broccoli, leaving dinosaur... a vegetable!
Diego : Are you nuts? Sid's not violent. Or coordinated.
Manny : Yeah, and where's the dinosaur?
Buck : All right, good point. Theory two: Sid's eating broccoli, dinosaur eats Sid, dinosaur steps on broccoli, leaving broccoli... a vegetable!
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Diego : [to Manny, about possibly staying] This is my kind of place.
Buck : [Pick up a rock like it's a cellphone] Hello? No... No I can't really talk right now... Going to retrive a dead sloth. No, I know. They're following ME! Yeah, and they think I'M crazy! O-Okay... We're going into the Chasm of Death, I'm going to lose you. Yeah. O-Okay.
[quietly]
Buck : I... I love you too. Goodbye... Goodbye!
[throws the rock aside]
Buck : Let's get a move on, shall we?
Manny : [to Diego] That'll be YOU in three weeks.
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Manny : [looking at Eddie & Crash singing] Are you crazy?
Diego : [lets go of his breath, in a squeaky voice] Its not poison!
[surprised by his voice, he laughs hysterically with Eddie & Crash]
Crash : [in a squeaky voice] That is Sooo Disturbing!
Buck : [from the other side] Stop laughing! All of you!
Crash : [in a squeaky voice, mimicking Bucks accent] Stop Laughing all of you!
[All laugh hysterically]
Manny : [in a squeaky voice, mimicking Bucks accent] Whats rule number 1?
[All laugh hysterically]
Ellie : They are just laughing, what's so bad about that?
Buck : They died laughing!
[points down the chasm at laughing skeletons of dinosaurs]
Ellie : [gasps] Stop laughing!
Manny : [in a squeaky voice] You know whats funny though? We are trying to save Sid, and now we are all gonna die!
[all laugh hysterically]
Eddie : [in a squeaky voice] And i don't even like Sid!
Crash : [in a squeaky voice] Who does? He's an idiot!
[All laugh hysterically]
Diego : [in a squeaky voice] Thats for getting me into this mess! Its the most fun i've had in years!
Manny : [in a squeaky voice] Thank YOU, for deserting the herd, that was totally SUPER!
[moment of silence and then they all laugh hysterically]
Manny : [All notice Buck above the cage trying to release it free and holding his breath, Manny begins to tickle him with his trunk] Coo chee Coo chee Coo!
Buck : [In a normal voice] Stop That!
[gasps]
Buck : Don't you see?
[in a squeaky voice]
Buck : We are all gonna die!
[All look at him and begin laughing hysterically including Buck]
Ellie : [on the other side] I gotta do everything huh?
[Ellie releases the rope and sets the cage loose]
Eddie : [in a squeaky voice] Sometimes, i wet my bed!
Crash : [in a squeaky voice] Thats alright, sometimes I wet your bed!
[All Laugh hysterically]
Manny : [the cage reaches the other side and everyone apart from Buck tumbles out breathing for air while laughing. In a normal voice] Uhhh, I'm not sure how much of that you could hear...?
Manny : Oh i heard all of it
Eddie : [to crash] You wet my bed?
Crash : That was just gas talk dude.
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Diego : Whoo! My paws are burning, baby! They're burning! I gotta tip-toe. Tippy-toe. Tippy-toe.
Ellie : Excuse me, twinkle toes! Giving birth here.
Diego : Oh, right, sorry. You okay?
Ellie : Am I okay? Do you know anything about childbirth?
Diego : Not really. But Manny's coming.
Ellie : Diego, I'm scared. Can I hold your paw?
Diego : Yeah, of course.
[Groans as Ellie takes paw and squeezes hard]
Diego : Just go with the pain.
[Ellie screams]
Diego : It's just a contraction.
Ellie : No!
[Points to dinosaur and screams]
Diego : Don't worry about a thing. You're doing fine.
[Sees dinosaur]
Diego : It's going great. Excuse me.
[Bonks dinosaur on head, dinosaur grabs Diego's leg and pulls him over ledge]
Diego : Just keep breathing!
Ellie : Diego!
Diego : [Pops back up holding two dinosaurs] Just breathe! That's the important thing.
[Conks dinosaurs' heads together, and jumped by another]
Diego : Oh!
Ellie : You can do it! Push! Push!
[Diego pants and lays on back as though giving birth]
Diego : I can't do it!
Ellie : Just one more big push!
Diego : You have no idea what I'm going through!
[Ellie looks at him]
Diego : Okay, forget I said that. Let's do this together.
[Pushes log holding back two dinosaurs over ledge]
Diego : [Coaching Ellie in breathing] Oh, getting dizzy. Manny!
[Helps Manny up]
Diego : Come on, buddy I think we're getting close.
[Baby cries]
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Ellie : Manny! Pineapples!
Buck : Pineapples?
Manny : She gets cravings.
Ellie : Pomegrantes? Grapefruits! Nectarines?
Diego : She's ordering a fruit cocktail.
Ellie : Come on, think! Peaches!
Manny : Peaches? Peaches! The baby! What, what now?
Diego : This? Not good.
Manny : [Freaking out] The baby's coming!
[to Crash and Eddie]
Manny : Did you guys hear that? Cause sometimes I imagine it in my head, but...
Crash : Can you try to hold it in?
Ellie : Can somebody slap him for me?
Eddie : [Slaps Crash] Done and done.
Manny : Just sit tight. We're coming!
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Diego : Look, who are we kidding, Manny, I'm-I'm-I'm not a kitty-cat, I'm a sabre. I'm not really built for chaperoning play-dates.
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Diego : [to Manny] For the record, I blame you for this!