Ring of Desire

When the first thing that pops to mind is 'at least Birdemic didn't lose dialogue for whole scenes' you know you're in for a rough watch. This movie makes 'Troll 2' look like 'The Godfather.'

This movie has some of the worst sound editing we've ever heard, and we watch a lot of bad movies. The dialogue cuts out for two long stretches. How is this the Final Cut? Must have run out of money. Guess it doesn't make sense to complain about the lost dialogue because the script is terrible.

If you're into weird scenes of seduction and sex-obsessed lesbians, women from 300 years ago that somehow have full-body tattoos, Australian knock-off David Arquettes, huge plot holes, and excessive bronzer, then please stop what you're doing and watch this movie. It has all that and more.