Mad Money (2008)

Diane Keaton: Bridget Cardigan

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Quotes 

• Counselor : People your age in the work force are usually considered real pains in the ass.

  Bridget Cardigan : Are you aware that statement is discriminatory and illegal?

  Counselor : See! And you don't even work for me.

• Molly : [Pointing to stacks of money]  That could be your savings account!

  Bridget Cardigan : I don't think so, it has money in it.

• Nina Brewster : You spent the money!

  Bridget Cardigan : What're you talking about?

  Nina Brewster : [pulls off Bridget's glove revealing a $62,000 ring]  This.

  Bridget Cardigan : It's nothing, it's costume jewelry, it's not even real.

  Nina Brewster : Really?

  Bridget Cardigan : Yes.

  Nina Brewster : Good!

  [flushes it down the toilet] 

• Bridget Cardigan : [trying to assure Nina who is nervous about her sex abilities]  It's like riding a bicycle... upside down.

• Bridget Cardigan : Are you watching when everybody goes everywhere? I really hope so because maybe you can tell me why they can't use the facility in such a way as to keep everything in the facility.

• Bridget Cardigan : We can't turn ourselves in, if we do, Nina loses her kids.

• Bridget Cardigan : We'll think outside the box!

  Don Cardigan : Well that's good because we're selling the box and moving into a smaller box.

• Nina Brewster : I don't want things I can't have.

  Bridget Cardigan : Do you live in America?

• Bridget Cardigan : You want to talk about this sweetie?

  Don Cardigan : Why on Earth would I want to talk about it? Its over!

• Bridget Cardigan : [On being asked how work was]  You remember that Frontline we saw on third world slave labor?

• Bridget Cardigan : The yen is just going to have to take care of itself.

• Bridget Cardigan : Hey, seriously guys, grow up, ok? I'm not your personal maid.

• Bridget Cardigan : Oh, who'd you pick for the playoffs?

  Barry : What playoffs?