- Kingpin: How about stopping by twice a week for my regular workout, Wallcrawler?
- Spider-Man: Nah, when I visit a prison, I get a rash.
- Aunt May Parker: [relaxing on the beach] Ah, thank you Peter. And that nice Mr. Kingpin, whoever he is.
- Kingpin: There's always something attractive about money, even when you don't need it. Take it away.