- Lord Gregoire: I'd rather be eaten by a pack of wolves, then allow your evil venom to course through my veins.
- Ashley: Sounds like something an unemployed game show host would do. Yeah, kind of like an actor doing dinner theater in Schenectady.
- Jake McCallister: Prostitution may be one of the oldest professions, Celine, but that doesn't make it proper in my eyes. But that's not it, what I despise most about you, Celine, isn't what you do, but who you are... deep down inside. And that over time, you've done absolutely nothing to correct it.
- Father Paul: I've killed those two over and over and over... and each time has been more enjoyable than the last.
- Japoniko: As you took your dying breath, I did not regret your death, my brother, but only the fashion in which it occurred.
- Lord Renault: I no longer care for the welfare of the poor and the weak, let their fate be in the hands of God.
- Jake McCallister: I've waited Seven Hundred Years for this moment. I want to kill him with my sword, not yours!
- Shopkeeper: Point taken... but why do you have to be so mean about it?
- Celine: Or maybe you like to be the one in charge. Is that it? Would you like it better, if you have to take it... like an animal.
- Jake McCallister: I'd slap you right now, but you'd probably like it.
- Jake McCallister: If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times. I'm not your Lord!... I am your brother.
- Shopkeeper: Yes, my Lord.
- Jake McCallister: Whatever.
- Celine: Fine, but in the mean time, remember what I am.
- Jake McCallister: Of course, you're a dirty... little... whore.
- Father Paul: Have you considered any of that 'turning the other cheek business', you know, let by-gones be by-gones?
- Jake McCallister: Not today.