Boy Meets World (TV Series)

It's a Wonderful Night (1994)

Will Friedle: Eric Matthews

Quotes 

• Eric Matthews : Why do you think Mom and Dad are letting me go get my driver's license with Jason and his brother instead of with them?

  Cory Matthews : Because they hope you'll get lost and never come back?

• Eric Matthews : [looking at the cover of the video]  "Barney Does The ABC's." I don't wanna give the ending away, Cor, but... "Z."

• Jason Marsden : [to Eric]  I am so proud to be the best friend of the first guy in history to fail his driver's test before it started!

  Eric Matthews : The D.M.V. guy waved me forward. I pulled up, like, two inches.

  Jason Marsden : That was not the D.M.V. guy. That was the father of the kid ahead of you.

  Eric Matthews : How am I supposed to know that? I'm at the D.M.V., I assume the guy waving me forward is the D.M.V. guy.

  Jason Marsden : Eric, D.M.V. guys are cops, ok? They don't usually wave you forward with a can of beer.

• Eric Matthews : [to Jason]  Why are you sucking up to my mom?

  Jason Marsden : Hey, have you seen my mom?

• George Feeny : Hello, Eric.

  Eric Matthews : I was wondering if you could help me out with a problem I've got.

  George Feeny : Always happy to assist a former student.

  Eric Matthews : See, our babysitter canceled, so...

  George Feeny : Judy Horn?

  Eric Matthews : Yeah, some kind of a skin crisis.

  George Feeny : I don't even want to think about what a crisis for her would be. Her whole head would have to pop.

• Cory Matthews : I never should've tried to scam them. Crime doesn't pay. Violence is bad. They're gonna kill me.

  Eric Matthews : Cor, just be happy it was a baby scam. Mine, on the other hand, was a mega scam, a hyper scam, the mother of all scams. I am truly a dead man. These could be our last few precious moments together. Is there anything you want to say to me?

  Cory Matthews : Yeah. Here's a lovely parting gift.

  [hits Eric with a pillow, causing him to fall down] 

• Cory Matthews : [to Eric]  Little league!

  Morgan Matthews : [to Eric]  Frozen yogurt!

  Eric Matthews : I'll drive off a bridge, I swear I will.

  Alan Matthews : Take your mother's car.

• George Feeny : [to Eric]  And as for you, young man, I want you to go to your room and wait till your parents return.

  Eric Matthews : Just because you were once my sixth grade teacher does not give you the right to tell me what to do.

  George Feeny : Go to your room!

  Eric Matthews : Apparently it does.

  [goes to his room] 

• Eric Matthews : [Eric has failed his driver's test and the boys have dates for that evening]  We cannot pick them up until I take the driving test again in two weeks.

  Jason Marsden : OK, that's just logic. That's getting in our way.