"Boy Meets World" It's a Wonderful Night (TV Episode 1994) - Jason Marsden as Jason Marsden

Jason Marsden : [to Eric] I am so proud to be the best friend of the first guy in history to fail his driver's test before it started!

Eric Matthews : The D.M.V. guy waved me forward. I pulled up, like, two inches.

Jason Marsden : That was not the D.M.V. guy. That was the father of the kid ahead of you.

Eric Matthews : How am I supposed to know that? I'm at the D.M.V., I assume the guy waving me forward is the D.M.V. guy.

Jason Marsden : Eric, D.M.V. guys are cops, ok? They don't usually wave you forward with a can of beer.
Eric Matthews : [to Jason] Why are you sucking up to my mom?

Jason Marsden : Hey, have you seen my mom?
Jason Marsden : You know, someday, I hope I can be half the man you are.

Alan Matthews : Well, right now, you are.
Jason Marsden : Now, um, excuse me, mister sir, I still don't understand why you can't give us the car. I mean, we have the money.

Tony : Oh, so I should just hand over a vehicle to any yutz who has forty bucks? You want the car, then I need to see the address on your driver's license matches the address on your vehicle registration. Then

[smiles]

Tony : I'm happy.

[He leans down menacingly, inches from Jason's face]

Tony : Make me happy.
Eric Matthews : [Eric has failed his driver's test and the boys have dates for that evening] We cannot pick them up until I take the driving test again in two weeks.

Jason Marsden : OK, that's just logic. That's getting in our way.

Jason Marsden: Jason Marsden