- Lil Farley: There was little else to do in Bluesville but work. For most people, that meant working at the what factory.
- Sister: What's a what factory?
- Lil Farley: That's where they make one thing and one thing only: question marks. Did you ever wonder where all the question marks in the world come from? However, working there could be quite confusing.
- Man 1: Excuse me, at what factory do you work at?
- Man 2: That's right.
- Man 1: What's right?
- Man 2: Exactly.
- Lil Farley: The tree could use some work, but put a star on your brother and he's done.
- Sister: He started it!
- Brother: She escalated it!
- Lil Farley: There was very little laughter in Bluesville, either. It was so dark and depressing that people who lived there didn't know how to tell a joke.
- Curtis: When is a cup of milk like a ballerina?
- Man 1: I don't know
- Curtis: Tuesday.