My Name Is Bruce (2007)
Taylor Sharpe: Jeff
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Quotes
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Bruce Campbell : Where in the heck did you find this Evil Dead shampoo?
Jeff : Bruce, that's drain cleaner.
Bruce Campbell : Well, I guess that would explain the burning sensation.
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Bruce Campbell : Jeff, I just have one request.
Jeff : Anything Bruce.
Bruce Campbell : Next time you unleash an ancient demon, call that Buffy chick.
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Jeff : Sure you're ready for this, Bruce?
Bruce Campbell : Kid, I made a movie in Bulgaria. I'm ready for anything.
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Bruce Campbell : You want a disaster? Anyone here seen Assault on Dome 4?
Jeff : That's probably my favorite movie of...
Bruce Campbell : Don't answer that.
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Jeff : A group of teenagers unwittingly unleashed Guan-Di, the Chinese god of war and protector of the dead. And unless you help us stop him, he will kill every one of us!
Bruce Campbell : Okay, settle down. I'm gonna give you some advice, okay? Keep it under a million and a half, get one name actor, and if you go straight to DVD, you might break even. Now fuck off!