Out at the Wedding (2007)

Andrea Marcellus: Alex

Quotes 

• Risa : Are you trying to look like a lesbian?

  Alex : No.

  Risa : Cause you forgot the wallet chain... and like... the UPS shirt.

• Alex : You realize the irony on this of course. You trick Kenny into losing a lot of weight so you'll have this really hot boyfriend...

  Jonathan : ...and then he becomes too hot to handle.

• Alex : What are you doing?

  Risa : What?

  Alex : You're flirting with my sister! You are supposed to be my girlfriend!

  Risa : Not flirting. I'm talking about landing gear.

• Alex : Every guy I ever dated she went after, why should you be any different?

  Risa : I'm sorry. It's just... I have never known anybody like her. She's kinda... messing me up. I don't know how to be around her.

  Alex : I will tell you how to be around her: Insanely attentive to me! Got it?

  Risa : Got it.

• Jeannie : [after throwing a shoe in Alex' direction]  I didn't mean to throw that at you.

  Alex : I'm sure it just Freudian-slipped out of your hand.